Hello new day new tme new oae
But ifel worse, more down
Going deeper is new?
Its not new, its not deeper. I don’t want to get lost anymore, and im not. Im just a prissy
A prissy crybaby who cant handle a little consequences
Really bad judgememtn and poor non-lazy skills
I mean really
Chewed you out
Saw you last night
You were there
It was exciting
Can you answer a question with “K”?
What would you say? I’d say k, except once
Alright when the typewriter isn’t working
Means someone is bein a bitch
-where am I
Oh you want to know where you are
-yes, why is your voice muffled
that’s not important, what is important is that you have fallen directly into my trap
To say the least, youre screwed aha ah aha ah
-wait… im remembering something—
-aaaaaaaaaah (or any pain sound in general)
You are my prisoner and you will shut up
-NNO! I remember youre MY prisoner! Im not even tied up, and how on earth did you kick me in the face
Im really flexible
[face kick to dude tied up in chair then SILENCE]
ONCE THERE WAS AN IRON MAIDEN…no wait. Too gruesome. I want something dark, but bright. Perhaps a story of… anything. As long as its cool, it can be dorky though. Dorky can be cool. But it cant be gross dorky. Or dumb. Or ive lost my virginity dorky… too stupid, old and ive never found it funny. Puttin the p**—-cat on a pedastal as ive heard.
Normal kid, normal life enters a house
Mom: gah, why do you have to say dude?
Norm: im sorry im sorry, I didn’t mean it, im not trying to be mean. ive told you it just means “guy” or I don’t know, its not a bad thing
Mom: look, I don’t like it and I feel like youre calling me stupid. Do I look stupid to you, you are disrespecting me and I don’t want you using that word!
Norm: ok ok im sorry, so how was youre day mom geez
Mom: and don’t say geez either
Later in the day, sitting at computer, alone. Lights on in kitchen but no body is home
Norm: ive been told… that lots of people are like me. I mean, I hear it everyday, people staying on a computer for hours. that’s face books main selling point, the fact that you can spend hours on it! And I do… lemme see here… who am I talking to. Nobody. Who is at home… no one. Are others really like me… do they think like me and spend hours doin shit… hrm
[gets up, wanders around kitchen/table bored]
Well im bored
Later that day, night now.
Everyones faces all at once. He sees them, but he’s makin them too. Like clouds coming out of some sort of place unknown, like a fog that has no start point, especially since he is within it. He definitely wants them here. Some he doesn’t. some he does not, he moves on in his dream… where?
The end has no start, I get it
If you’re in a cave
And cant see you’re way out
Not even a light
And youre sitting
You havent even begun to get out
Or find a way
I guess finding a light
Taking out a map
Asking for help
Are all starts to an end
Norm: I am in a darkness
SomeGuy: you are in a darkness
Norm: I know how to get out
SomeGuy: you know how to get out
Norm: its so obvious, I just have to…
SomeGuy: its so obvious you jusst have to….
Norm: have to…
Well yeah writing the boring bits is easy. You really think any thought is put into cliffhangers? Of course not. Thought is put into a story. An overall story. And its all downhill from there. Or uphill, because its only getting more complicated. You get down to the nit and the grit you’ll find its not the small details that’ll make you stumble, but how many times you have to repeat those small minor “insignificant” details to get it just right. Let me explain. Its harder then you can ever imagine. The answer is, A LOT. Nobody turns into an engineer overnight. I doubt anybody turns 30 in one year. Fact is, it takes time and practice for the first part, then just time. To the person who can go faster, more power to them, cuz that’s the next step. Going faster. Its not enough to crank out a boatload of shit(with few shit colored diamonds In the mix) the trick is to know bad from good. Perhaps. Finish in a timely manner. Double perhaps. Have luck. Im just gonna say I see a ouble rainbow of perhaps-es in somebodys future. Its just practicality, common sense experience. So many answers to a simple “try hard” trying IS failing. But its also better than the alternative. If a lesson can be learned by failing, fine acceptable (to a point) but failing by default is just death, that’s might as well dig a hole and lie there forever status.
Then there was the haha
It was short
Probably not worth it, but it gave a strong laugh.
At least they laugh
Then they go home and watch tv and remember something another guy said.
Jokes like most things, take time and effort.
You cant rush it
Wait… I take that back. You can, but there is still so much effort.
Ok, pretend there is a woman and a guy naked… wait nope, too easy.
You can finish the joke, then she was all like ah its smaller than I thought it would be
Her husbands urn. that’s what I was talking about
More memorable joke would be…
The tree takes time and effort, firt people plant it, then they turn into furniture after a while, the furniture gets thrown out
Hobos pee on it
The wood rots
And feeds another tree, so the circle of life continues
Moral? Cannibalism makes the world go round
Im on your side south american freaky-triibes
Cuz I am very scared of you
That barely made sense
In some ways TOO much sense.
I don’t want to be an idiot?